The reasoning behind "You don't know my life..."

My name is Miki, and I felt the need to share why I decided to title my blog "You don't know my life...". Well the reason is....because...you don't know my life.

HA! just joking. :)

I've learned through my high school experience that teenagers are annoying. So, in order to get them to shut their mouths while they were purposefully irritating me i would always just say "You don't know my life." (usually in a strange accent or a creeper tone of voice ;) Everytime without fail, there was no come back to that statement. They would just stare at me dumbfounded.....or laugh.

Surprisingly, that statement has just stuck with me and I continue to use it now...mostly just to be funny. I encourage all of you to try it out sometime. Here are some real life examples of when the phrase can be used appropriately: (Note: be sure to say it dramatically, otherwise the poor person will probably take you seriously).

Person Number 1: Hey Miki!

Me: (Monotone) You don't know my life.

Person Number 2: Miki why do you always cross your eyes in the middle of our conversations?

Me: (Creeper) You don't know my life.

Person Number 3: Woah! You graduated high school a year early? Why did you do that?!

Me: You don't know my life. (This example saved me a lot of time, because in reality the answer would be hours of me complaining about the Public School system, and the joke of what high school really is. It goes to show that saying this phrase can save both Me and Person Number 3 a lot of time to do other productive things. Like Blogging ;)

My personal favorite...

Person Number 4: Miki, why did you title your blog "You don't know my life.."???

Me: Ummmm....well....you see....because.....(speedy) YOU DON'T KNOW MY LIFE!

Person Number 4: Did you seriously cry during that movie?

Me: (Evil death glare) You don't know my life.

Person Number 5 (a family member): Miki, can you please get off Facebook and set the table??

Me: YOU DON'T KNOW M---

Person Number 5: I know i don't know your life, so can you please just do it anyways?!

Me: Ok :)

The end.

Now, as far as life goes...the family and I took my sister Kyli to the airport this morning at 5:00 am. She is reporting to the MTC and will be there for about 9 weeks. After which she will continue on to serve her mission in the Utah Salt Lake City Temple Square Mission (the longest mission name ever!) She will be preaching the gospel in American Sigh Language. I am so proud of her and her decision and can't wait to here about her life for the next 18 months. :) oh...and yeah...i cried. :)